Sunday, November 25, 2012

RED HORROR


COBUL

AFGHANISTAN

2:44 PM

JUNE 2

2016

CIA agent David Bradley sat at the Cafe, sipping his espresso. He delighted in the taste of it. He set it down on the table and opened his Macintosh Powerbook. He Typed in this Site name:


http: / / www.CIAClassified.org

Then he pushed enter. A screen Popped up. It Read:

IN ORDER TO GAIN ACCESS TO THESE TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS AND OTHER CIA INTELLIGENCE INFORMATION, YOU MUST ANSWER THIS QUESTION:

IS OPERATION DESERT CAUSE REAL?

NO

YES

That was simple. Operation Desert Cause was the codname for the Operation. Right as he Clicked the Yes button A black Screen Came Up. It Read:

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IN

3
2
1
HASTA LEVESTA!!

BLAM!

To Be continued.
My trip to the Adler Planetarium

So, just to make sure everyone understands this post, I live In Chicago, Illinois. So on the Lakefront there's this planetarium, called the Adler Planetarium. It's the oldest planetarium in the Western Hemisphere, founded in 1930. It's kind of small, but you basically get the idea. Just giving you part 1 of the Introduction. So there's this Theory, that's proven Scientific Fact. It's called the Big Bang Theory, and it explains the origin of the Universe. It's very complicated, so if there's anything you don't understand, just look it up after you read the post. Now, I want to clear up some misconceptions about the big bang:

1. The big bang was not an explosion, it was an expansion. Even if the American Museum of Natural History in NY tells you it was an explosion, and they will, Experts say, no,no,no!
2. There was no Space before the Big Bang. The big bang created Space.

So now you know what the big bang is. So in July, a new Adler Planetarium exhibit opened. It's called The Universe: a walk through space and time, and It's about the Big Bang. So, like any Big Bang buff in Chicago, I went to see it. And let me put to you simply, it was AMAZING!. It's laid out like this. Outside the Exhibit, or what I like to call the Beginning of Everything, there's a Hologram showing the Expansion of the Universe. Then there's a tunnel, that on the floor has Atomic and Subatomic particles and Exploding Stars. As you walk along the floor you can scatter the Particles. The reason there are even particles there in the first place is because one of the first things that formed after the Big Bang is Particles. And you might be asking the question, What are the stars for?. Well, when the original stars Blew up, or went Supernova, they released Chemicals into space that actually makes up humans. So that's the Floor part. Then on One side of the Tunnel there are Boards that have Text, and on the other side Flat Screens that play little Movies. Then an Interactive thing will happen every five minutes or so, you can feel the big bang. If you go to the exhibit you'll see what I mean. Then in the second and last room,  You can basically explore the universe with little Interactives. The Exhibiton is Permanent, so if you ever come down to Chicago, Go to the adler and see It!