AB's Ancestor's Part I

Hey, I know that i took a leave after that blog a few months ago, but i am returning back to AB now. Only taking another leave from that blog plotline and instead starting another blogline(a new word i made up) called AB's ancestors. starting in a pre- big bang universe. now: lets begin. space, 1:30 am, june 16, 2051. the ship slowly read the readings of earth. They were scanning the readings on their computers. Sir, i'm afraid we have a messup on the computer scanners the martian said. so, do you even know anything about the computer scanners? the captain said. God darnit you are so rude!. oh my god i'm just going to take a nap. the captain walked to his bedroom by getting up, walking off the bridge to the elevator, pressing the ENTER button, pressing the TOP FLOOR button, the doors closing, going up, walking out of the elevator door that was open into the top floor hallway, pressing the OPEN button on his door, and walking into his bedroom. he jumped onto his polar ice cap bed. and thought about why he had been assigned to this mission: on earth, that  little blue planet, there was a space station in chicago, well men, we have reached the moon, we have reached venus, saturn, pluto, jupiter, and that stuff, but now let's go to mars!. the speech was bold and that stuff, but he said this also, and with that, research man's observation of chicago. and with that he took his men to get books about that. and they studied, beginning with the beginning of roman observation of the red planet. and then they were ready to go. they assembled their men and blasted off like this, they walked into  their spacecraft  and sat down, all systems checked and ready sir. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 blast off! the rocket rumbled and they went into space and set a course for mars. and then they landed on mars. when they landed, a martian was working in his fields when he saw his gogunda pig running off. hey, how dare you little rascal! he took off running, he leaped and did his war cry, he ran faster. he slid off a rock and took off running down and then ran down a crater when he heard a rumble. he looked into the sky and saw a bright light.  he looked up and he saw a thing coming down fast it crashed on both him and the pig. and the astronauts were killed.  and then a man came over and he saw the remains of a mysterious white broken large thing. he let the press know about it and for 30 years it remained a mystery, until they shot a rocket off to find where they had came from and they found out it was earth. so they let the scientific community know that they were going to orbit the planet. and that leads to the current place in our story. he fell asleep and then roooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it woke him up and he jumped off his bed and it crashed onto a scientific experemint which made the black part of the universe turn red and then, in a flash, the universe is gone.